coolemcha asked:

Ever since the Dragon Dong Saga ended, my life has felt very empty. It's almost as if there won't be anything in my life that will top it. Do you know how many articles I used to research reptilian reproduction? I spent so many countless minutes uncovering the knowledge of human and dragon fucking, and now, alas, I am at the end of my journey, lost, and without a purpose. Where do I go? What more could I possibly discover? Surely the Tree of Knowledge bore more fruit than this!

memos-from-heichou answered:

Gurl i feel u on a spiritual level with this one tbh. 

coolemcha:

I’m gonna play the Titanic theme if you don’t mind brb

http://youtu.be/PKS5DwSC0fo

coolemcha asked:

Ever since the Dragon Dong Saga ended, my life has felt very empty. It's almost as if there won't be anything in my life that will top it. Do you know how many articles I used to research reptilian reproduction? I spent so many countless minutes uncovering the knowledge of human and dragon fucking, and now, alas, I am at the end of my journey, lost, and without a purpose. Where do I go? What more could I possibly discover? Surely the Tree of Knowledge bore more fruit than this!

memos-from-heichou answered:

Gurl i feel u on a spiritual level with this one tbh. 

I’m gonna play the Titanic theme if you don’t mind brb

lay1306:

haptickeylogger:

thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

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Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

Nodded sagely at comment. These are my people

This is the place where I belong

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